I have suggested a couple of projects to my advisor to do with huge dongers, but he told me I should avoid the whole area because one day I would be interviewed and they'd put a caption up on screen calling me Dr. Dick. He should know, as he was once called a "sexpert". He wasn't chuffed, but whack that on my tombstone and I couldn't complain.
Oh, also, I forgot to say, I saw two black eyed dogs in Copenhagen. I know dogs aren't children, but I thought it was worth reporting. Just in case.
I have suggested a couple of projects to my advisor to do with huge dongers, but he told me I should avoid the whole area because one day I would be interviewed and they'd put a caption up on screen calling me Dr. Dick. He should know, as he was once called a "sexpert". He wasn't chuffed, but whack that on my tombstone and I couldn't complain.
ReplyDeleteOh, also, I forgot to say, I saw two black eyed dogs in Copenhagen. I know dogs aren't children, but I thought it was worth reporting. Just in case.